annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

ltcmndrbortus:

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

prohaloplayer:

dude i know you said you weren’t feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

aspergillosis:

rthko:

Stop photoshopping Ron DeSantis in drag and start photoshopping him being ripped apart limb from limb by dogs

Rob Zombie making brownies

tedlyanderson:

EGGS milk and flour
BAKE for half an hour and
FROST with the back of my SPATULA

crabanarchy:

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

froody:

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

knightowlet:

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’